Greetings once again, loyal patrons of the dark. Perhaps you will be rejoiced to know that finally, without unjust delay......The Cow Pillow has returned.
With it has returned all the past ideals: humor, satire, fun, mischief, parody, and above all else......UTTER AND EXTREME HORROR!
In just a few, short weeks, prepare to experience...
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
...you are very afraid now, I think.